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News & Views item - April 2012 |
Sage Advice from 22-years Ago. (April 20, 2012)
From 1985 -1995, Daniel Koshland was Editor in Chief of Science.
Joseph Goldstein, the 1985 Nobel Laureate in Medicine or Physiology noted in his 2007 obituary of Koshland: "Dan accomplished the impossible in his quest for elevating science to its highest level; he performed three acts in one lifetime, all of them class acts: the visionary biochemist, the tireless institution-builder, and the eloquent public communicator."
As part of his editorial duties when EiC of Science Dan Koshland would on occasion get into dialogue with his alter ego, Dr Noitall.
Below we reprint one of his most famous Dr Noitall editorials; it appeared in the March 23, 1990 issue of the journal.
Its sardonic wit is no less cogent now, 22-years later. Indeed perhaps it is even more so.
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Two Plus Two Equals Five
Science. Dr. Noitall, you are the
world's greatest authority on public relations, the man who could get Brezhnev
elected in Orange County, the man who could sell crepes suzette as the breakfast
of champions.
Dr. Noitall. A vast understatement of my
true worth.
Science. We have come to ask you why
scientists seem to have such a poor image.
Dr. Noitall. How can you possibly ask
such a simple-minded question? You are the people who have brought us nuclear
war, global warming, and acid rain. You enjoy dissecting frogs, and you keep
mice and rats in little cages instead of killing them with warfarin, as any
decent soft-hearted farmer does.
Science. But we're not in favor of
nuclear war.
Dr. Noitall. You discovered the atom. You
had your chance to stick with phlogiston, and you didn't do it.
Science. We are not in favor of global
warming. In fact, we're the ones who alerted the public to this danger.
Dr. Noitall. That shows the naiveté of
scientists. The Bible records the execution of messengers who brought bad news.
Science. But it is our job to tell
people when 2 + 2 = 4.
Dr. Noitall. That's exactly where your
views are wrong. A recent poll shows that 50% of the people think 2 + 2 = 5, and
almost every network agrees with them. Those people have rights... Simply
imposing 2 + 2 = 4 on them is not democracy.
The Establishment is lined up monolithically on the side of 2 + 2 = 4. A
dissident scientist representing the 2 + 2 = 5 school cannot get his articles
published in Establishment journals... [but] prominent political groups have
already supported enactment of legislation, even if it is scientifically
inaccurate, as long as the public wants it.
Science. Then how can we go about
changing public opinion?
Dr. Noitall. Pick real successes, such as
actors, actresses, and rock singers, and let them present your side of the
story. Making large amounts of money and being handsome is evidence of success
in modern society.
Science. But even if we pick
attractive spokespersons, how can we convince them of the truth?
Dr. Noitall. That is another
misconception that you are going to have to get rid of... A stubborn insistence
on the facts instead of the people's perception of the facts makes you look
heartless and disdainful. You are going to have to come out as more reasonable
and accommodating...
Science. So how do we handle the 2 + 2 =
4 problem?
Dr. Noitall. I'd suggest you start by
conceding that 2 + 2 = 4˝